OK after seeing these answers, I had to post them *laughs hysterically* its so me lol

How insane are you? by ltjska89
Username
Gender	MaleFemale
Mental Condition	Social Phobia
You are destined to kill
Insanity Level: 94%
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Wolf or Were? by Nanakyi
Name
Favorite Color
Mental Status (be honest!)
Your Species Is	Your a full blood wolf!
Your Main Color Is	Silver with glowing hues
Your Objective Is	War
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What Dark Tower character are you.... by Maddhatter
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Gender	MaleFemalePeggyAsexual 0__o
You are....	Randal Flagg
Will you reach the Tower....	No
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I am the Ultiamte Cook!!! Just no bananas lol

Your Super Power And Super Weakness by Vanmorbo
Name
Weapon of choice	BlunderbussBoomerangCardsChopsticksClawsDual Wielded PistolsElemental MagicFistsFrying PanGladiusHarpoonIon CannonKatanaLassoLongbowPlasma RiflePower BandsRapierRing of PowerRosesShurikenSniper RifleSpearTiaraUtility BeltVery Big SwordWavebirdWhip
Super Power	Fast Toes... haven't found a use for this yet...
Super Weakness	the color yellow
Effectiveness: 82%
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No more for now I got work to do

Ok so Im Bored....

What kind of monster are you? by EvilFrank
Username
Monster	Lovecraftian Horror
Created By	Voodoo
Dwelling	Dark Forests
Total Victims	850
Killed By	Harpoon To The Head
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How evil are you? by queenanka
Username
Sex	MaleFemale
Age
You are this evil: 59%
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Enter into the Horror Realm by Neko_Kaolla
Name
Age
Horror Stereotype	The bookworm/computer geek-you usually get the popular one in the end. That is, if you survive.
Who are you running from?	Hannibal Lecter
How is the evil haunting you?	They break into your house.
You you survive?	Yeah-barely!
Does the evil die?	They never die... there are so many sequals...
Favorite Horror Movie?
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How do YOU Commit Homicide? by rainbowtohell
Username:
Reason:	I needed the practice.
Attempts:	76
Murder Weapon:	n00bs
The Body...	is starting to decompose. Ooo!
If Caught...	I kill them all. Bastards.
Persons Left on Your Hit List:	491
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OOO dont be scurred of the one above...theres actually only 25 people left on the list lol and dont be triping bout the one below either...just one i found and i liked the result..not like im gonna do anything. Its too much fun being alive and trotuing the world heh heh heh

Your Suicide Song by crimsonhue
username
Song	Bush - Comedown
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hell yeah!!!(look below)

Be A Villain by astrotre
Username
Costume	Heineken T-Shirt and Jeans
Arch Enemy Of	The "Good" Terminator
Trademark Weapon	Ninja Foot Soldiers
Trademark Phrase	"You cannot defeat me, fools!"
Weakness	Fire
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What kind of god are you? by jazzqueen
Username
Favourite dessert
Gender	FemaleMaleUnsureUnwilling
You are god of	Greed
Your rival is	A coconut
Number of worshippers	375
In the end, you	Take over the world!
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Some more...

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	Manic-Depressive Man
Super Power	Ability To Breathe Underwater
Enemy	The Landlord
Mode Of Transportation	Volkswagen Beetle
Weapon	Attack Gerbils
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What Will Be Your Overly Melodramatic Death? by Celaeno
Name:
Gender:
Are you beautiful?
Your death:	In a circle of candles, after a fiery and passionate session with your demon lover. Woo!
Your parting words:	"Never let go!"
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Your Suicide Note by prisoner655321
Your Name
Your Age
Title of the note	I thought you loved me...
Most memorable line	It's YOUR FAULT
How many people will read it	49
When you will be forgotten	February 1, 2006
How will you do the deed?	daddy shoulda hid the gun better
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My Suicide by boxcutterbabe
Name
Favorite flavor of ice cream
Current mood
Method of suicide	Hanged by guitar string
Why you did it	Broken heart that never mended
Date you die on	June 21, 2017
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Answer me these questions three! by christi_morelei
WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?	I seek the Holy Grail!
WHAT is your favorite color?
Will you be able to cross the bridge?	Yes.
How will you die by the end of the movie?	You get viciously raped by the young girls who live in the Castle Anthrax. And then you die.
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My Homical level!!!

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Your dashing good looks
Your Favorite Target:	Inanimate objects
Your Kill Count:	1,712,605,780
Your Battle Cry:	"My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail:	35
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$92,292,740,196,628
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 54%
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And heres one I made

Who will Hire someone to kill you by Seansdementia
Name
Date you	June 8, 2009
Amount paid to Assassin	$42,102
Chance to Live: 31%
Who will hire the killer	Co worker
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My Poem lol, or more crap i found

Pathetic Random Poetry Generator by PurpleAnkh
Title	Sad Poem to My Cat
Line 1	Never take it for granted,
Line 2	Juliet had the right idea,
Line 3	Don't give up on me,
Big Finish	Show me love.
Your Name Here
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I am the god of...

Become a God or Goddess. by zerogirl
Name:
God/Goddess of	Porn
Element:	Fire
Animal Companion:	Crow
Weak against	Magic
Weapon:	Katana
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A note and a few stories

These will be way out of order. Ill name the time frame and such beofre each sotry. its just a matter of how they come to me. I think Ill start with an event...well a weekend that took place 2 months bepfre I joined the air force. GRanted most of what was done isnt legal, but for all purposes of kepeing my ass out of jail THIS STORY IS FAKE....not really but again THIS STORY IS FAKE. So I went t my buddy house...lets call him Mike, and our other friend, lets call him Brenton came too. Now this was also 5 days befre my 18th bday,a dn there is a curfew law back home, after 9 no minors...not that it mattered...on to the sotry. So the first night Mike ppicked me up form ym house, and we went to his to drop some stuff off, then as we left his house, we saw a fire truck come fliying past us...we looked at eachother smiled and both said lets follow it. Well as we pulled out, his brakes gave, and we slid to the left side of the road, facing the wrong way...just as some cops were comming up behind us. So we got stopped searched, and both got tested for drunkeness. After the cops were sure we were fine and sober and all that we left to go to the hang out...a roller rink...sad I know but it was a crappy desert town. So we hung there for a bit a few more things of little interest took place, and we left. Not feeling the least bit tired we all stayed up, and went out walking. A new school was being buit a few blocks down, and what do you know, the construction equipemnt was still there...so we shattered all the windows, and fucked with it all. Being a pyro, I notcied the fire station down the raod and had an idea. We went back to his place and I made a waeker form of naplam from some eggs and stuff. I went back ot the fire station, and poured the stuff out all in front of it and across the still somewhat busy street. Once the cars cleared again, I lit and and hid. We all watched as several cras either swerved, or sped upand drove through the 3 foot flames. Once the fire began to die down again, we went walking again. I dont know how ti is anywhere else, but in So cal, all the mail boxes are on one side of the road...cause the mailmen are lazy. We thought itd be fun to rip the mailboxes out of the ground, and put osme on the oppsoite side...yeah yeah we were young and stupid. next day was sunday i think(its been some time since this happened)We were drving back form church(thats another long long story...well several stories ill egt into later) and deicded to go offraoding. So we saw this dirt road and follwed it doing 75, hoting bumps and stuff. We were in a 87 ranger, with little to no room. Being as Mike was skinny, i was middle sized, and brenton was fat we were crammed in there. My legs had to be across brenton so Mike could shift. well were bouncing along, and next thing we know we see that this "road" ends in a 6ft drop over one of the main highways...to this day I still swear God parted traffic as we landed, spun tiwce, and nearly hit a light pole. We allgot out, shook our heads laughed, and then almost cired as he parents came driving around the corner. Not wasting any time they seperated us. and questioned us all. We all had the same story...to this day I dont know how....Thats all for now folks and again for my own sake and to cover my ass THIS IS FAKE

Ive let you all down

Cause I know theres so many of you that read this...Just another short one to update on my life...so if you dont like boring stuff, go away now. For the rest of you, howsitgoing? Recently ive been working on a huge project...compiling lots of crap...and it beings back memories. Add that to Liz helping me find 90s music, and lots of memories came flooding back. I swear I thought i did a good job of blocking out most of high school and junior high, but here I am remebering stuff I haven't thought of in YEARS! Now granted its just recently( like 3 dats ago) been 4 years since I graduated, but theres some stuff I blocked...and for a reason. So over the next 3 days while i work my long weekend, il be recanting(is that the right word?) some stories and stuff. Most of this wont be of any interest to you unless you know me real well, or just want to know about my past. A good lot of this stuff will be crap thats really not funny or of any interest. So to add humor to it all, Ill lie(and tell you where I am lieing) and add some jokes in between stories so you have to read it. Starting in a few mins, ill get this stuff done.

Book and Movie Reviews-A change form the depressive crap

Just saw Shrek 2 and The Stepford Wives...Shrek 2 wasnt great but ti was good. NOt close to as good as the first but ti wasnt bad. Predictable as it iwas, it still had tos momnets. Good for couples and families, but for a cynical sarcastic asshole, it wasnt good enough. Also saw the stepford wives, which had an ending i didnt see comming bu wasnt bad at all. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Agan it had its momnets, and for me it wasnt to horrid. As for the book...Stephen Kings Dark Tower VI:Song of Susannah. OMG. Excellent 9999999999999999999999999 out of 5 stars. I finshed it in less than 2 days...now im dying for the next one. if your a fan o fthe series, read this one fast...

AHHHHHHH

Even when i was young, I was good at reading people, and making "connections" with them. I think thats what makes me easy to talk to. Yet know this thing, this ability seems to be comming to bite me square in the ass. 3 times now, 2 of which have occured in the past 5 days, these feelings have striken me. Like i know something is wrong, something is comming between us. Asking isnt allowed, as its most likely my mind. But then again, it might not be. All i can do is wait, and see what comes form it all. Granted, waiting makes it worse, and trying not to think about it makes me think about it, which enhances the feeling, which brings about pain. God how I wish i wasnt able to be like this, to read people, to sense things, to be able to connect and know when things happen. Its like a crap version of ESP. I dont know WHAT is going on, all I know is thst SOMETHING is going on.Its horrible...ok all for now back to work and my bok, and trying to clear my head...*again feleings were true it WASNT in my head. shows how good I really am*