A note and a few stories

These will be way out of order. Ill name the time frame and such beofre each sotry. its just a matter of how they come to me. I think Ill start with an event...well a weekend that took place 2 months bepfre I joined the air force. GRanted most of what was done isnt legal, but for all purposes of kepeing my ass out of jail THIS STORY IS FAKE....not really but again THIS STORY IS FAKE. So I went t my buddy house...lets call him Mike, and our other friend, lets call him Brenton came too. Now this was also 5 days befre my 18th bday,a dn there is a curfew law back home, after 9 no minors...not that it mattered...on to the sotry. So the first night Mike ppicked me up form ym house, and we went to his to drop some stuff off, then as we left his house, we saw a fire truck come fliying past us...we looked at eachother smiled and both said lets follow it. Well as we pulled out, his brakes gave, and we slid to the left side of the road, facing the wrong way...just as some cops were comming up behind us. So we got stopped searched, and both got tested for drunkeness. After the cops were sure we were fine and sober and all that we left to go to the hang out...a roller rink...sad I know but it was a crappy desert town. So we hung there for a bit a few more things of little interest took place, and we left. Not feeling the least bit tired we all stayed up, and went out walking. A new school was being buit a few blocks down, and what do you know, the construction equipemnt was still there...so we shattered all the windows, and fucked with it all. Being a pyro, I notcied the fire station down the raod and had an idea. We went back to his place and I made a waeker form of naplam from some eggs and stuff. I went back ot the fire station, and poured the stuff out all in front of it and across the still somewhat busy street. Once the cars cleared again, I lit and and hid. We all watched as several cras either swerved, or sped upand drove through the 3 foot flames. Once the fire began to die down again, we went walking again. I dont know how ti is anywhere else, but in So cal, all the mail boxes are on one side of the road...cause the mailmen are lazy. We thought itd be fun to rip the mailboxes out of the ground, and put osme on the oppsoite side...yeah yeah we were young and stupid. next day was sunday i think(its been some time since this happened)We were drving back form church(thats another long long story...well several stories ill egt into later) and deicded to go offraoding. So we saw this dirt road and follwed it doing 75, hoting bumps and stuff. We were in a 87 ranger, with little to no room. Being as Mike was skinny, i was middle sized, and brenton was fat we were crammed in there. My legs had to be across brenton so Mike could shift. well were bouncing along, and next thing we know we see that this "road" ends in a 6ft drop over one of the main highways...to this day I still swear God parted traffic as we landed, spun tiwce, and nearly hit a light pole. We allgot out, shook our heads laughed, and then almost cired as he parents came driving around the corner. Not wasting any time they seperated us. and questioned us all. We all had the same story...to this day I dont know how....Thats all for now folks and again for my own sake and to cover my ass THIS IS FAKE